If you change the subject to flower shop instead of farm, change the pronouns to the feminine and sub Godiva Chocolate for bourbon, this joke is about me:
The Department of Labor claimed a small Rapid City farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one. Farmer: That would be me.